Falling In Love With The Wrong Woman Is Not Good For Ya.

When love comes knocking on your heart like a hungry woodpecker there's only two things you can do to save yourself from whatever it is that needs saving but as far as love goes, you'd best go along with the flow and let the love you've got for whoever it is you're falling in love with blossom into something completely senseless that you don't mind saying something like; I think I've fallen in love with you. You can go ahead use the Present Perfect Tense or whatever Tenses they've got in the English language, it doesn't really matter because you know better people in love have no time to think about Grammar or logic or accounting. Which explains why you don't keep tab on the way you spend your money on things you wouldn't normally do but you know better, people in love will buy anything including his own worn out shoes twice over for all he cares.

Of course love is a good thing to happen to me when I am feeling a little hungry in the belly because love can make me forget about being hungry for a couple of minutes when my mind is filled up to maximum load thinking about what I am going to say when I next see her in a new dress that I bought for her because I thought she would look a thousand times better in a dress every nice girl in the Avon catalogue is wearing. Of all the time in the world to think about all the nice things about her, I suddenly got mathematics thinking about whether the dress is of the right size or is it two sizes larger. This thing can make or break a relationship, especially if the woman in question has been going to Fitness First to get into shape and you come along with a dress two size larger. She might take it differently like thinking you're making fun of her trying to stay in shape even though staying in shape is probably the hardest thing to do right now than trying to cap the oil spill especially when just one floor below the gym there's a good deli selling nice looking danish and pastries that look too good to be left alone uneaten.

And so I am thinking to myself whether I should go get another dress that's two sizes smaller. But this also got me thinking she might take it differently and surmise that I am trying to make fun of her trying to stay in shape which is probably the second hardest thing to do than trying not to buy all the danish and pastries from the deli one floor below the gym.

That's what love can do to you. It can make you think about things you wouldn't normally think about and imagine about things that you would otherwise never have imagined in your adult life. But this is love and it does things to you that can be uncanny in many ways than a thousand, or a million.

And so I'm thinking to myself to take a ride to Pendangshire and go see someone but I am thinking this isn't such a good idea on account I have to call someone to say sorry about the dress.

And so I call and she said: What dress?

Now I gotta remember the courier company I paid to send the dress to but most importantly I gotta remember whether I had written the right address. Love can do this thing to you but I don't mind one bit because love makes me feel like a million Malaysian Ringgit which is as good a currency as any in the world.

Did I send the dress to Sungai Bakap address? Now I need to hire a private investigator but the last time I heard he is in London and no one can get to him because he doesn't have a forwarding address, or a phone number.

Love can make you do funny things but it can make you feel absolutely great that you don't mind being a little funny. Or completely stupid. Which is a good thing to feel every now and then.