What If It's Really True?

Curry is good for you. It must be true because I read it in a newspaper and since it's in the newspaper I believe it has gotta be true since people don't write things that are untrue and got them published. Which is different from blogs. You can write anything in a blog and get them published. But my blog's different. It's written based on what I've read in a newspaper. So in a lot of ways, my blog is as good as a newspaper. So if a newspaper says curry is good I'd say, it's really true. Which is why I've been consuming curry as if it's food from heaven ever since I read that incredible report in the newspaper.

The newspaper says something in the curry that's so good for the brain that it can delay diseases such as Alzheimer. I can't remember if it's the cardamom or the turmeric but either one of these can slow down the brain from going under that you may actually die first before Alzheimer could get to you. I'd say what better way to eat your way to a healthy lifestyle than to enjoy your curry and let the world turn upside down as it is.

Don't you go on accusing me of sucking up to one of them curry houses in the city. They don't pay me to write this. Maybe they've paid the guy who wrote the report in the newspaper but they haven't called me to talk about money for this entry. So you can bet your left toe that this blog is as clean a write-up as a baby fresh out of a womb.

I'm inclined to believe that cooking curry is the same as playing the drums, or bass guitar. Every one can do it but not every one can do it well. Which is why I don't cook curry at home. When it comes to curry I trust only a handful of Mamak restaurants in the city. I won't tell you where they are because the information may cause a lot of problem for me later. Say for example I need my daily fix of curry and I go to my favorite restaurant and lo and behold who do I find there? You and the rest of the gang waiting in line to get your fix of curry too. And this is a problem because I don't have the patience to wait more than 3 seconds for my curry. Which brings me to a phrase I once read in a newspaper that claims; curry, hurry and worry isn't too good for your blood pressure. Since this is a newspaper report, I'm inclined to believe that it's true but it's gonna take more than this to make me stop from doing curry. So what did I do?

I'm a smart guy, in fact I'm so smart I could be a dietitian or a doctor. The way I've figured it's purely mathematics. There are three elements in there that can raise your blood pressure i.e curry, hurry and worry. All I gotta do is take out the hurry and the worry, and leave the curry alone and I've got nothing to worry about. Now tell me if I'm not good with my brain. And it's all thanks to curry I tell ya.

Okay, maybe it's gonna take more than one entry to convince you but quite frankly I'm not too worried about this. The way I figure, I don't owe anybody anything to make anyone who isn't a curry lover into a curry fanatic. I'm not on a mission to turn this country into a nation of curry lovers. There's no hurry to do that and since you know hurry isn't too good for blood pressure, I'd be the last person to get everyone to love curry. In fact I'd prefer that the number of curry lovers be maintained at the current level in order for this thing called curry to maintain its mysterious appeal to people like me. You can't do curry the way you do McDonald or Kentucky Friend Chicken. Curry just doesn't cut it good for this type of marketing. But then again, there are a lot of people with big ideas out there who are fully capable of turning everything into an industry. As for today, I gotta go to that favorite restaurant of mine for a bit of lamb curry.

Keep this entry a secret. Promise?