Gotta Stay Clean, Mate!
Everybody knows UMNO has become irrelevant but you don't throw it away just like that. You gotta re-invent it. You gotta re-cycle it. You gotta use the word 'amno' to remind the future generation what it stands for. You gotta use amno as noun, adjective or verb. You gotta use it like this;
'Oh no, the baby has amnoed the diapers'.
'Tell the maintenance engineer to clean up this amno , will ya?'
'That has gotta be the most amno dumpsite in the world, man.'
'This things is so amno it stinks to high heaven!'
'Yes, you gotta clean your hands 7 times, once with air tanah because this thing is amno mukhollazoh'.
'How can pigs be more dirty than amno, dude?'
'You eat and what comes out through your rear valve is called amno' (Shahnon Ahmad has written about it in a book the title of which I shouldn't repeat it in a respectable blog like this.)
Or you can use it like this.
'I'm not gonna amno my feet in that cesspool, man'.
'You can't wash your amno hand off this deal, man.'
'That's an amno-old-man, groping the girls' behind with his amno hands.'
'This pigsty is so amno I can't think of a dirtier word to describe it.'
You don't throw away a good word like this, man.
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What about telling your kids, "Don't do bad things or else when you die, you will go to amno.
Anyway Dewan Bahasa is interested, have you patented this word yet?
Bergen,
Only great people like Winston Churchil or Anwar Ibrahim can coin up a new word. You have just coined one and so you are now one of the great leaders on par with Churchil and Anwar Ibrahim.
The word amno will definitely fill up the void that aptly describe what you have just described.
Salam bro,
I don't believe this! How can you be using so amnoed words in your blog? Man! If the pigs in Selangor know about this, they might come running here thinking this is some amno sty!
Come on bro, you know better than stepping into some amnopool. So, don't go any deeper, otherwise you'll get amnoed!
Take it easy, bro :)
berg,
you've been too hard on them
Salam Bergen:
The other day a school teacher told that students nowadays are so amno-minded that the read amno mags in class and pass amno DVDs amongst them in the school.
And they have amno habits to. They amno the school compound and refusing to use the amno bin.
Salute to you sir.
Well..well..well...making fun of people..and others applauding too!! I don't like the way UMNO do things too, but can't we discuss sensibly...do we need to make fun of them?
Anon 4.56pm:
Discuss sensibly....maybe you can start off and we will applaud along.
Cikgu: That's good. Don't do bad things or you'll go to amno.
Zawi: You say nice thing, Alhamdullilah.
Cakapaje: Oh oh, didn't mean to sound mean. LOL.
Said Mirro: Am I?
Tokasid: You get the idea. LOL
Anonymous: I'm not making fun of people, sir. Ini betul-betul. I really mean it. And as to discussing sensibly, I really don't know who I should be talking to.Besides I think it's a little to late in the day to be talking and discussing.
To everyone who came in this way, thank you.
those 'amno' guys should stop taking themselves too seriously, and instead learn to laugh at their own foibles.
salam,
ah, everything 'amno' DOES signify dirty things, no?
better mention ammo this time.
LOL.
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